"I'm Abraham Van Helsing," he said over his shoulder, leading the way down the hall. "But please call me Bram. Abe just didn't suit me--Honest Abe Van Helsing sounds like an accordion-playing, used car salesman."
I laughed and felt a little better.
"Did Larry warn you about me? He can't have that that many friends who’re researching vampire cults."
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